Sunday, March 11, 2012

The Vasectomy ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.
 Before the procedure, a beautiful nurse comes into his room, takes his vitals, then tells him to take off all of his clothes.
When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on a table. The man obeys. The nurse then removes all of her clothes, climbs on top, and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act, the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the seminal vessels are easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall, the patient sees six men in a room, all of whom are masturbating. Curiosity prompts the man to ask, "What are they doing in there?"
The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."

22 comments:

Always On Watch said...

Moral of the story: get the vasectomy before being forced into an HMO.

Randy-g said...

Outstanding Odie, I am damn sure keeping my Blue Cross!

Brooke said...

Oh, boy.

Amusing Bunni said...

Good one, Odie.
I hope you have BC/BS

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, or keep Obama away from your "Stuff".

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, keep Gobment away from your "Stuff".

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, of course because girls can't have vasectomies.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thanks Bunni ... I think.

Scooney Adrift said...

Ah, now I understand! I had BC/BS at the time!

Mr. AOW said...

All too often in my life, I've been stuck with a damn HMO.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, good for you. Sounds like you had a happy vaasectomy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr. Looks like you have something to shoot for.

edutcher said...

My wife is a nurse and gets OFFENDED when nurses are portrayed as such.

I don't.

Thank you, sir.

And, yes, she takes very good care of me IFYKWIM.

Teresa said...

It sucks for the men who are stuck in an HMO or Obamacare.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I know exactly what you mean.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, I don't think oral had anything to do with it.

Ron Russell said...

Damn Odie where do I signup for Blue Cross, but then I'll need Red Cross after that trip to the hospital and probably an undertaker if that bottom one was the nurse.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, yeah ain't it great. Do you hear the girls calling us?

The Conservative Lady said...

Odie, I'm trying to tie this in with Sandra Fluke and the contraception argument, but I just can't make it work. She never mentioned this kind of birth control???

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, she wants her boyfriend(s) in the other room with ObamaCare.

Reaganite Republican said...

VERY Klassy lol

Linked here, sir:

'Miss Switzerland 2011' is Kerstin Cook~

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

RR, sounds like you know a klass act.