NewsBusted 12/3/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

What if Bush .............

If George W. Bush had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved? 
 
If George W. Bush had criticized a state law that he admitted he never even read would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head? 
 
If George W. Bush joined the country of Mexico and sued a state in the United States to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder whose side he was on?

If George W. Bush had put 87000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one company had an accident would you have agreed? 
 
If George W. Bush had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium that would render 87000 American workers unemployed would you support him? 
 
If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a TelePrompTer installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
 
If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? 

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? 

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky? 
  
If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?    
 
If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?  
 
If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had stated that there were 57 states in the United States , would you have said that he is clueless.

If George W. Bush would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in Texas , would you have thought he was a self-important, conceited, egotistical jerk? 
 
If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment? 

If George W. Bush had misspelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoes as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite? 

If George W. Bush's administration had OK’d Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?
 
If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?  
 
If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?  Can't think of anything? Don't worry.  He's done all this in 22 months -- so you'll have two years and two months to come up with an answer.  

Every statement here is factual and directly attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama.  Every bumble is a matter of record and completely verifiable.

Thanks Dan ...

 

Red Green and the Snow Blocker

I thought this was timely being that I fight

this same battle at my house. If you're new

here, these videos can be seen at my channel

on YouTube. There are about 40 of them there.

NewsBusted 11/30/10 ~ NewsBusters.org

New State Quarters

Get ready to start your collection!!

Thanks David

Where To Celebrate The Busiest Shopping Day 3

Where else but at your favorite Wal~Mart !

 Luckily, they hang so low that a waist high garment is sufficient.

 Really? You couldn’t find one piece of clothing that fit? Not even one?

Where in the world would you be hiding if you were wearing this camouflage? Richard Simmons garden?

 That’s the weirdest rash I’ve ever seen…

 Blame what? The ankle bracelet? The dark roots? The Daisy Dukes?

 The worst shoplifter yet.

Please please let there be one there in his size.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS  .... Happy Shopping !

Thanks David !

Where To Celebrate The Busiest Shopping Day 2

Why Wal~Mart of Course !

 She must spend a lot of time at the gym. She’s ripped!

 What every other mullet in the world aspires to be…

 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, please pick up your hair on aisle 5 !

 Now this is truth in advertising! Its not only bad, its one of the worst I’ve ever seen ... Try soap !

 That’s the worst bank teller I’ve ever seen.

Has anyone else ever mistaken an aisle in Wal-mart for a freakin’ beach? I’m just asking ...

HAPPY DAY AFTER BLACK FRIDAY !

Chat With Trestin Tomorrow AM

Hi boys and girls, I was chatting with Trestin in Africa

this morning on Facebook. I told him I would contact 

as many of you as I could today to chat with him tomorrow.

If you have a facebook account and are friends with

Trestin, meet us tomorrow, Saturday, morning at 8:00 AM

PST (11:00 EST) at facebook.

He really seemed to like our chat this morning. I hope to

chat with you all tomorrow.

Where To Celebrate The Busiest Shopping Day

WalMart of course !

 So is the first hog his wife? If you don’t ride a Harley, what else could it mean?

See kids, this is what is known as an oxymoron. A statement that contradicts itself.

 Wonder how difficult it is to pick out the driver of this vehicle inside a typical Wal-Mart?

 Wow, when the Wal-Mart deli says their chicken is fresh, they really mean it.

 Keep digging sweetheart, you’re bound to find it in there somewhere.

I completely understand ... stand back ... WalMart sells beer.

HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY !

Happy "Googlely" Thanksgiving

Yesterday's post started this. Yes it's still snowing and

we have white-out conditions. I prepost so much here,

that it's just 30 minutes past my last post. It's 8:30 Tuesday

morning. I can't see across the street because it's snowing

and blowing so hard. That's about a distance of 100 feet.

This time the "Mad Googler" tried "Funny Turkeys". 

There were so many to choose from, but when you boil

down to it you have to be that Special Funny Turkey to

make these pages. I even doctored one that was screaming

for my attention. 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING and enjoy your day ....

 I found out how to get these animated GIFs to work without photobucket ... use original size.

 Funny but  ....  what's a blind man doing with an ax ?

 Planning for next Thanksgiving.

 Who'd a thunk ... a turkey herding dog.

 Gettin' ready for the big day just shootin' the breeze.

 The cook is having a few Beefeaters with Woodsterman and TWP ... Can you tell?

 How's that GrOpe and Change working out for you?

"I'll tell you what ... Let's try a little ChOke and Change instead, Sucka!"

Now what in the world was she doing with funny turkeys?

She's trying to tell me to end this with a rule 5 

WOODSTERMAN STYLE !