Saturday, September 15, 2018

Saturday Night ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching,

so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand..

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,

figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job,

and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow

sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her..

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." 

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

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Gorgeous Ladies, but two are not . . . .










Thanks Jim

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10 comments:

  1. That hurt - I mean the final reveal - I'm trying to forget about that debacle. Well, I guess it's worth it overall as you're daily posts are great. Thanks.

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  2. An oldie, but a goodie.

    As can be said of many women.

    (see, Sandee, I do appreciate women)

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  3. Ah, Odie, you say "two are not". Tell me that again at 'last call'!

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  4. Edward, you comes here and you takes your chances.

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  5. edutcher, (Sandee doesn't like to admit she is here on Saturdays.)

    It is old and I believe I've posted it here at least once before. We have new arrivals (readers) you know.

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  6. Proof, I hope at last call we can tell a he from a she.

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  7. I remember some largish magazine calling bruce the most beautiful woman in the world. I mean, that's not even funny.

    How long until bruce and bradley commit suicide. A large number of them do when they realize men are not interested in fake women.

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  8. Kid, I don't know, Bruce is kind of dreamy.

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  9. "Bruce is kind of dreamy". Dam. Are you in the big house?

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  10. Matthew, not at all. I just have an appreciation for real beauty.

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