Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Abdullah and the Nursing Home



                        An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.
                        All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had  to put him in an Italian home.
                        After a few weeks in the Italian  facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
                        How do you like it here?" asked the grandson"
                        It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said  grandpa.
                        "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you since you are a little different from everyone."
                        "Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents,"
                        Abdullah said with a big smile.
                        "There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the  violin in 20 years,
                        and everyone still calls him Maestro!
                        There is a judge in here - he's 95 year old.. He hasn't been on the  bench in 30 years
                        and everyone still calls him Your Honor.
                        There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25  years,
                        and everyone still calls him Doctor!
                        And Me - I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call me The Fucking Arab. 

Thanks T-Bone                      

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