Sunday, October 29, 2017

When I Was Your Age...




The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.


"Nothing much, Pastor," replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the
biggest lie about their sex life."
"Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex."

 In unison they all replied, "You win!"

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6 comments:

  1. edutcherOctober 29, 2017 at 3:38 AM

    Good one.

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  2. SandeeOctober 29, 2017 at 7:17 AM

    Bwahahahahahahaha. Yes he wins.

    I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day, Odie. ☺

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)October 29, 2017 at 8:39 AM

    edutcher, that’s my Sunday sermon.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)October 29, 2017 at 8:41 AM

    Sandee, thank you. I might be a bit slow on the up take the next couple of days. Computer is down and this is from my iPad.

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  5. Ron RussellOctober 29, 2017 at 12:52 PM

    Good one Odie. When I was 10 years old I didn't have to stand on a stump to service a heifer!

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)October 30, 2017 at 6:08 AM

    Ron, now there's a standing proud moment.

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