Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Beer . . . .


A Woman gets out of her Prius, walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy drinking a beer.

Woman: I see you drink beer.

Man: Yup

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay for each beer?

Man: About $5.00 including the tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: Maybe 20 years, I guess.

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.

So in one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

Man: Yup.

Woman: For each year that you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Yup.

Woman: Did you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?


Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?


Drink up !


Thanks Bob!

10 comments:

  1. It's much easier for a pretty woman to get a condo, corvette, and credit card, than it is for me to get the same. Just saying...

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  2. LL, yep, "It's much easier for a pretty woman to get a condo, corvette, and credit card, than it is for me to get the same."
    same for me, just say'n."

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  3. edutcher, I think I've posted it before, but it's a goodie.

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  4. LL, really? I always thought you were a handsome brut.

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  5. Brig, but LL and I think you are PRETTY ... just say'n.

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  6. Bwahahahahahahahaha. Love this Odie.

    Have a fabulous day, my friend. ☺

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  7. That story can't be true. No liberal can do math in their head that quickly!

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  8. Proof, true dat ... after all they are responsible for New Math and Common Core.

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