Lawyers Don't Lie.........Do They?

A Lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end on the home where he  lived. He was having a very difficult time in finding a new place to rent.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that his 12 children would destroy the Home.
 
He could not say that he had no children, because that would be a lie,  After all, everybody knows that lawyers cannot and would not purposely lie.
 
So, he had an idea…… he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of his 12 children.
 
He took the remaining one with him to look at several homes with the  real estate agent.
 
Finally, he found a home he really liked and the agent got the necessary paperwork out and asked:
“How many children do you have?”
He answered, “12 children, but only one is with me now.”
The agent asked “Where are the others?”
The lawyer answered, with a very sad look on his face, “They are in the cemetery with their Mother.”
 
And, that's how was able to rent a home for his Family without lying.
 
MORAL: It is not necessary to lie! One only has to  be creative and choose the right words.
Please remember this: Lawyers don't lie! They are  creative! And, don't forget this very important fact……Most politicians are lawyers!

Thanks David