Saturday, May 13, 2017

"In The Navy" ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Off Limits ...... ( Military Quarters )

Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers. Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl, CINCPAC advised, "female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a Marine Gunnery Sergeant from the security detail assigned to the ship stood up in the crowd and inquired...

"Sir, How much for a season pass?"

God bless the USMC!

 Saved the best for last!
 Thanks Hal!

Other Navy Loving Rule 5 ers:


  1. Yes, I think that I'd want to opt for the season pass as well. Life at sea can be lonely...

  2. I was going to say a fine wouldn't stop the Navy.

    They've been smuggling girls on board since the Great White Fleet.

  3. edutcher, that first time doesn't sound too bad.


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