Wednesday, July 6, 2016

How was I born?


Never mind "the birds & the bees" -- there's a newer version:


Daddy , how was I Born?

 A little boy Goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father Answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

 Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.



Then I Set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe..



We Sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.



There your mother Agreed to a download from my hard drive.



As soon as I was ready to upload,

we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too Late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

'You got 
Male!'

Thanks Hal 

BONUS *******************************
 Thanks David

8 comments:

Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.

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