Saturday, July 30, 2016

Accidents ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

What causes the most accidents in the world?

Not cell  phones....

Not the  radio....

Not the GPS  monitor....

Not  talking....

Not  texting....

Not watching a car video....

Not changing  a CD....

The most  frequent causes of accidents in the World are caused  by....

You guessed it!
Inappropriate  footwear!.

Thanks Hal 

Other Safer Now Rule 5 ers:


  1. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I'm a gal who loves men, but I had to go back and check out the footwear. I didn't even notice the first time.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  2. I never get that far down for some reason.

  3. Sandee, remember: "Woodsterman Style."

  4. I woman needs a firm understanding!

  5. Wasn't expecting that punch line! I thought the ass was the end of that tail!

  6. Those heels with the ankle straps are killers. They should be banned by the government or something.

  7. Ah, here was I thinking it was the handbags.

  8. Not true, the feets are innocent. The Badonkedonk is the guilty party. And it's all party, all the time! Some of those pics remind me of a walk down a San Francisco street near China Town with Gruntessa. Young woman passed us on the street wearing a short but very large weave fishnet dress and nothing else, proudly displaying her 2400 ml silicone additions. Must have been on the way to work...

  9. Ron, you just never know around here.

  10. Euripides, I think that was to be added to Hillary's gun ban.


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