Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Used Cars and Old Ladies

 It was in Fair Oak a policeman was making his  evening 
rounds..As he was checking the Village Motor Co 
(a used car lot), he came upon two little old ladies sitting 
in a used car..

He stopped  and asked them why they were sitting there 
in the  car or were they trying to steal it?

Ladies:  "Heavens  no, we bought it."

Policeman: "Then why  don't you drive it away?"

Ladies: "We  can't drive."

Policeman: "Then why  did you buy it?"

Ladies: "We were  told that if we bought a Used car from 
Village Motors we'd  get screwed we're just  waiting."


  1. Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Bless their hearts. It's pretty bad when you get screwed and you don't even know it.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  2. Ummmmmmm - could I get directions to that lot? Please?

  3. They may be old, but they're a long way from dead.

    Good for them.

  4. Sandee, that's why they're still waiting.

  5. Adrienne, Head on down Main til you gits ta Earl's Gas Station. Make a Right betwix his Station and Pearly Whites Dentist Office. Go out yonder til ya gits to the dealership. It's just a stones throw from Earls.

  6. edutcher, bless their hearts or what ever pieces parts you like.

  7. I prefer the version of that joke with the 2 polar bears, the Democrat Congressman and the Spanish gypsy midget, but whatever... ;)

  8. Adrienne... come on down, we can wait together!


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