It was in Fair Oak a policeman was making his evening
rounds..As he was checking the Village Motor Co
(a used car lot), he came upon two little old ladies sitting
in a used car..
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there
in the car or were they trying to steal it?
Ladies: "Heavens no, we bought it."
Policeman: "Then why don't you drive it away?"
Ladies: "We can't drive."
Policeman: "Then why did you buy it?"
Ladies: "We were told that if we bought a Used car from
Ladies: "Heavens no, we bought it."
Policeman: "Then why don't you drive it away?"
Ladies: "We can't drive."
Policeman: "Then why did you buy it?"
Ladies: "We were told that if we bought a Used car from
Village Motors we'd get screwed ......so we're just waiting."
Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Bless their hearts. It's pretty bad when you get screwed and you don't even know it.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
Ummmmmmm - could I get directions to that lot? Please?
ReplyDeleteThey may be old, but they're a long way from dead.
ReplyDeleteGood for them.
Sandee, that's why they're still waiting.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, Head on down Main til you gits ta Earl's Gas Station. Make a Right betwix his Station and Pearly Whites Dentist Office. Go out yonder til ya gits to the dealership. It's just a stones throw from Earls.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, bless their hearts or what ever pieces parts you like.
ReplyDeleteI prefer the version of that joke with the 2 polar bears, the Democrat Congressman and the Spanish gypsy midget, but whatever... ;)
ReplyDeleteGrunt, that was a great version.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne... come on down, we can wait together!
ReplyDeleteBrighid, you be funny!
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