Thursday, February 20, 2014

The Hunter

A guy goes hunting. A gust of wind blew. The gun fell over 
and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours 
later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. 
The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage 
was local to your groin there was very little internal damage 
and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot 
damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. 
I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. 
"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor.

"She's a flute player in the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra. 
She's going to teach you where to put your 
fingers so you don't piss in your eye.."

Thanks Dan and Grumpy!


  1. The visual here is so damn funny. Thanks for the giggle.

  2. I'd rather he piss in his eye then on the floor around the toidy.

  3. Adrienne, need to place those fingers just right then.

  4. There is another finger my pr*#k joke here somewhere...

  5. LMAO!!!! Thanks I needed the laugh Odie :-)

  6. Bwahahahahahaahahahaha. Well there you go.

    Have a terrific day. ☺

  7. Holy Piss, that would be a mouth full. Just fortunate he didn't become a Eunuch!

  8. Mr. AOW's next joke to tell at the VFW!

  9. Proof, You da man! I would never stretch the truth here.

  10. Odie,
    Mr. AOW is going to the VFW tonight.

  11. Thanks for the laugh

  12. Odie,
    Mr. AOW told this joke at the VFW last night. A big hit! He had to retell the joke at least 15 times.


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