The Hunter

A guy goes hunting. A gust of wind blew. The gun fell over 

and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours 

later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. 

The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage 

was local to your groin there was very little internal damage 

and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot 

damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. 

I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. 

"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor.

"She's a flute player in the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra. 

She's going to teach you where to put your 

fingers so you don't piss in your eye.."

Thanks Dan and Grumpy!