On a golf tour in Ireland , Phil Mickelson drives his
Mercedes-Benz into a petrol station in a remote part
of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about
golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely
unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Phil nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Phil nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick
up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket
onto the ground.
“What are those?", asks the attendant
"They're called tees" replies Phil .
"Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?"
"Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?"
inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Phil .
"Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Mercedes thinks of everything!".
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Phil .
"Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Mercedes thinks of everything!".
monday morning funnies eh! Have a great day Woodsy!:-)
ReplyDeleteWHT, Yup!
ReplyDeleteYes, Mercedes thinks of everything. Bwahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. :)
I knew Mercedes cars were good, but I didn't think they were that good. No wonder they cost so much.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Irish do think like that.
ReplyDeleteSandee, my Chevy Pick-Up has those.
ReplyDeleteCube, yeah but worth every penny.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, so do I.
ReplyDeleteNow you have me wondering if Phil's are the size of golf balls.
ReplyDeleteDidn't see that one coming...
ReplyDeleteRon, sorry, but I can't answer for Phil.
ReplyDeleteRace, most don't.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smile
ReplyDeleteRick, that's my job.
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