I hope you get a smile out of this one.
(I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!)
A 'Conservative', in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant
A 'Conservative', in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant
one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The 'Conservative' looked across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the 'Conservative' requested
The waitress nodded "yes," so the 'Conservative' requested
that she give Jesus a cup of hot chocolate, on him.
The next patron to come in was a 'Obama' supporter,
The next patron to come in was a 'Obama' supporter,
with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully
sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.
He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the 'Obama' supporter asked her
The waitress nodded, so the 'Obama' supporter asked her
to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "my treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a 'Labor Boss' on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a 'Labor Boss' on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down
and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a
cold XXXX beer?" He too looked across the restaurant and
asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the 'Labor Boss' directed her to
give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the 'Conservative',
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the 'Conservative',
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed.
"The 'Conservative' felt the strength come back into his legs,
got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus passed by the 'Obama' supporter, touched him and said,
Jesus passed by the 'Obama' supporter, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed." The 'Obama' supporter
felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised
the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then, Jesus walked towards the 'Labor Boss' , just smiling.
Then, Jesus walked towards the 'Labor Boss' , just smiling.
The 'Labor Boss' jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ....
I'm on a disability pension."
Thanks Dan & Grumpy
LOL, good one!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! so true :)
ReplyDeleteThis is great!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahaha. I love this Odie.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Opie, but of course.
ReplyDeleteJohn, the best comedy is always based on the truth.
ReplyDeleteEuripides, Well thank you sir.
ReplyDeleteSandee, We're here to please.
ReplyDeleteThe version I saw it was a redneck in a bar, but it still works.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, this version was actually from Australia with some names you probably wouldn't recognize, so I changed it a bit.
ReplyDeleteHe was probably from Jersey…and collecting several pensions...
ReplyDeleteRace, no doubt good friends with Christie.
ReplyDeleteGuess he forgot the pension funds were running out!
ReplyDeleteRon, He's a study in liberal greed.
ReplyDeleteKeep getting your Voice Mail and it sounds like Jesus and he says your gonna call me back - He don't lie !
ReplyDeleteTrying to catch you when that cel is getting a signal. later, Bill
Bill, you call when I'm knee deep in Grandson. I can't call back then because he thinks my iPhone is his. Email me with your general question so I can be ready when we talk.
ReplyDeleteSo true about the union thug
ReplyDeleteRick, Cheating is the norm.
ReplyDelete