Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day,
picked out a box of tampons and preceded to the
checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy,
The man at the counter asked the older boy,
"Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "do you know what these are
used for?"
The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me.
They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on
TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and
ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."
Thanks Dan !
SNICKER - I can see that happening.
ReplyDeleteIt'll be like a fresh summers day!
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteI also understand that them things help you be less irritable - a bonus for the big brother.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahaha. I love this Odie.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
LL, yup I do it all of the time.
ReplyDeleteRace, where does a small boy put them?
ReplyDeleteRandy, Why there's no such a thang.
ReplyDeleteEuripides, I do believe you're on to something there.
ReplyDeleteSandee, That's why I post these nuggets. I love the ladies coming back.
ReplyDeleteThey do think things through, don't they?
ReplyDeleteedutcher, you betcha.
ReplyDeleteAnd who says today's kids are not smart. Makes me think of the time when I was in the 7th grade and mother sent me to the store and on the list she gave me was KOTEX---yep, even then I knew what they were for.
ReplyDeleteRon, what?
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