Sunday, November 3, 2013

Three Knots

Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and 
heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some 
hot sex.

He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, 
but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, 
you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, 
and you're knot getting your money back.'

Thanks Dan !


  1. That one hurts... that sounds familiar.

  2. Oh, wow.

    Are you sure that wasn't somebody from the Coast Guard?

    I'm sure that did knot come from part of the world's finest navy.

  3. Bwahahahahahahaha. Well there you go. Good one Odie.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)

  4. So there...LOL

    Have a knotintastic week ;-)

  5. lol...
    Odie, this reminds me of a Marine joke...

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

    There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

    The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

  6. James Butler, LMAO! And Odie, yours was good too, although a trifle disappointing. :-)

  7. That ole swabby story reminds me of my last tequila outing in the Zona Rojo in Mexico---had to ask my buddies if I had fun the nite before.

  8. LL, now that you mention it, I'm knot sure.

  9. Steve, I hope knot to, but thanks anyway.

  10. Ron, I've been there, but knot recently.

  11. OK, I get the joke, but why in the world would you put Danielle in picture?

  12. Cube, because it's my blog and googled hookers and that photo came up.


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