65
Years Ago.. This is
PRICELESS .............
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and
around her
family dairy farms since she was
old
enough to walk, with hours
of hard work and little
compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in
grocery
stores in the 1940s, she read an
advertisement
offering $5,000
for the best slogan.
The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With
The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With
'Carnation
Milk is best of all.'
She thought to herself, I know everything there is to
She thought to herself, I know everything there is to
know
about milk and dairy farms. I
can do this!
She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black
She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black
car
pulled up in front of her house.
A large man got out, knocked on her door and said,
A large man got out, knocked on her door and said,
"Ma'am,.....The president of
Carnation milk absolutely
LOVED
your entry.....So much, in fact,
that we are here
to
award you $1,000 even though we
will not be able to
use it for
our advertisements!"
He did, however, have one printed up to hang on his
office
wall. He did, however, have one printed up to hang on his
(Here it is:)
Thanks Dan
A winner!!!
ReplyDeleteAin't it the truth? HA!
ReplyDeleteI can see that a farmer would really appreciate Carnation Milk. LOL!
ReplyDeleteTrue dat! A wise old lady, huh?
ReplyDeleteRandy, I hang it on my wall too.
ReplyDeleteBrooke, she should know.
ReplyDeleteAOW, that one sure did.
ReplyDeleteMr. you know your ladies!
ReplyDeleteShe got it right. That said as a young teen on the farm, the only tits I got to pull were those down at the ole barn.
ReplyDeleteRon, I believe that's what she's referring to. As a Yute, I surfed and developed quite an appreciation for the "other" type at the beach.
ReplyDeleteI love the the strait shooters. They will always let you know what they think.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha. I love it even if it isn't true.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
No, that's what the cowboys said.
ReplyDeletePS In honor of National Offend A Feminist Week, can we have some gorgeous ladies to ogle like the male chauvinist pigs we proudly are?
Admiral. I are one too.
ReplyDeleteSandee, I think it is, but still cool.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, Sarurday is rule 5 Woodsterman style day with sluts abound. I love it when horny bastards sing along.
ReplyDeletePretty funny!
ReplyDeleteOpie, Pretty classic!
ReplyDeleteThat's why my grandma loved the stuff so much...We were all weaned on it!
ReplyDeleteScott, Someone's Grandma wrote that jingle.
ReplyDeleteThey owe her another 4000 as they did use it later in commercials
ReplyDeletePocket, yeah but who's counting.
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