Saturday, September 24, 2011

Oh Nurse ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. 
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, 
revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.

It's length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, 
but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the 
fact that she was laughing. Feeling very bad that she had 
laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well 
as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. 
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't 
happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

Thanks David !


  1. Those nurses just raised my temp!!

  2. Pissed, it did get warm in here all of a sudden.

  3. Themanwhoknewtoomuch, It's what we do here.

  4. Themanwhoknewtoomuch, bud, I love your style. You will fit into Woodsterman's goofy place, and I hope you stay around. You have a face now ... is that Peter Lorre?

    I've seen you blog once and I'm going back ........... NOW!

  5. That was Funny!

    These health care professionals should see a lot of elevated heart rates.

  6. I think I feel a fever coming on...Hey nurse!!!

  7. Nurses do seem to bring on the heat. You have picked some hot nurses, Odie.

  8. I would print these off and pin them in my work locker but that would risk being hauled away by the "innapropriate polizie", never to be seen again.

  9. Banned, I'll keep em here so you can visit when you wish.

  10. Things are looking better


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