Saturday, September 3, 2011

Hillbillies ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby 
begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" 
The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her 
"kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks 
over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt 
cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. 
The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know, I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it".....
 
Happy Hind Lick Saturday Everyone!

Thanks Dan !
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14 comments:

  1. Amusing BunniSeptember 3, 2011 at 6:04 AM

    I had to read that 2 times to get it!
    Ha ha, those hill billies saved the day.

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)September 3, 2011 at 6:32 AM

    Bunni, Happy Hind Lick Saturday! I'm doing the last show of the year this weekend, sos I won'ts be here long dis morning. I did a sneaky prepostin for a few days.

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  3. k6whpSeptember 3, 2011 at 7:34 AM

    Jeez, Odie, you keep posting pictures like that and I'll need to get a "hind-lick" maneuver just to get my cold-anchovy-pizza breakfast to go down the right pipe!

    They's more buns that a bakery here!

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  4. bannedSeptember 3, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    "hind lick " lol

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  5. TeresaSeptember 3, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    "hind lick" That's freaking hilarious!

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)September 3, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    TWP, Happy Hind Lick Saturday and don't choke whether your licking or kissing.

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)September 3, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    Banner, it's a Happy Hind Lick Day!

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)September 3, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    Teresa, Happy Hind Lick Saturday to you and yours!

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  9. Randy-gSeptember 4, 2011 at 1:59 AM

    You are right Odie...I missed you. God help me!

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)September 4, 2011 at 5:38 AM

    Randy, it just had to be ... Happy Hind Lick Saturday Buddy!

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  11. BrookeSeptember 4, 2011 at 5:53 AM

    *facepalm*

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)September 4, 2011 at 6:52 AM

    Brooke, hope you had a wonderful Hind Lick Saturday ... I sure did.

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  13. Ron RussellSeptember 5, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    "Hind-Lick" my ass! Recall an old one about two black girls walking down the road and one says, "my instinct tell me its gonna rain" and the other one says, "my end-stinks too, but it don't tell me nothing"! Just a come back on the redneck humor from an ole Mississippi boy!!!

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)September 5, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    Ron, I take creative license with redneck humor cuz I are one too.

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