Buffy ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a blonde from California)

confided to her co-workers she had three goals  for her trip 

to the Lone Star State: 
           

1.   She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2.   She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.  

3.   And she wanted to have sex with a local cowboy. 

Upon returning, the girls were curious  as to how she fared. 
'Let me tell you, they have a bush down there called a 

Mesquite and when they slow cook the brisket over  that 

wood, it's ooooh so good! The taste is unbelievable!' 
 

'And I went to a real rodeo - Talk about  athletes!  

Those guys wrestle full grown bulls!  They  ride horses 

at a full gallop, then jump off their horses
and grab the bull by the horns and throw em to the 

ground - It's just  incredible!'

Then came the big question,  'Well tell us....did you have 

sex with  a real cowboy?!?' 'Are you kidding?  When I saw 

the size of the  condoms they carry in their back pockets, 

no way in hell was I gonna have sex with a 

freakin cowboy from Texas!"

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Thanks David !