San Diego Woman Shot in the Head

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to 

pick up some groceries. 

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the 

driveway with the windows rolled up and with her
eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. 

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed 

that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. 

He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she  had 

been shot in the back of the head and had been holding
her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove 

her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister 

had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded 

like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her
head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt 

the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, 

but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, 

but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it 

was determined to be Bush's fault.

Thanks David !