A young Naval          Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the          hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one          ear.
Since he wasn't          physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became          an Admiral. However, during his career he was always sensitive          about his appearance.
One day the          Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Sergeant          Major for his personal staff.  
The first          Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great interview. At          the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you notice anything          different about me?"
The Master          Chief answered, "Why yes. I couldn't help but notice you are missing          your starboard ear, so I don't know whether this impacts your hearing on          that side."
The Admiral got          very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his          office.
The next          candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question,          answered, "Well yes, you seem to be short one          ear."
The Admiral          threw him out also.
The third          interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was articulate,          extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master          Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead          with the same question.
"Do you notice          anything different about me?"
To his surprise          the Sergeant Major said, "Yes. You wear contact          lenses."
The Admiral was          impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine.          "And how do you know that?" the Admiral asked.
The Sergeant Major replied, "Well sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one fuckin' ear."
The Sergeant Major replied, "Well sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one fuckin' ear."
Thanks Dan 
Outstanding!
ReplyDeleteWas the 1st guy thrown out because it was his "port" ear? Just kidding, great story...
ReplyDeleteRandy, gotta love them Marines!
ReplyDeleteBorn Again, being a Grunt, I haven't the faintest idea.
ReplyDeleteRofl~ Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteLL, do you wear contacts now?
ReplyDeleteStopsign, glad to help you on this beautiful snowy Sunday ... yup I said Snowy.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty funny, Odie.
ReplyDeleteIt feels like snow here too, yuk, when will it end??
That story about Milo was so sweet, I'm happy he was
your best bud for 17 YEARS! Something to look forward to.
awwwww! HAPPY SUNDAY Woodsy!
ReplyDeleteIt's practically a white-out out there now Bunni.
ReplyDeleteWHT, thank you kind lady, and may your Sunday be special.
ReplyDeleteLMAO,,Sounds like something my Dad (Army Master Sergent) would have said,,,,
ReplyDeleteGood one, Odie.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear that you're still having winter around your area. Must be that global warming thingy.
Happy Sunday!
Christopher, it's expected from the old salts.
ReplyDeleteLady, I'm really tired of global warming. What would it be like if it were global cooling?
ReplyDeleteOdie, it would be like you're in Florida.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteLady, I have a fire going in the wood burning stove and 4 inches of new snow outside. Hot damn, Spring is here.
ReplyDeleteEuripides, My pleasure!
ReplyDeleteMy uncle Gene will like this one. The old flight line Sgt. had no quallms about telling his "superiors" where to get off;or get on; and as flight commander in Da Nang he had the authority to do exactly that1
ReplyDeleteScott, NCOs have always had the power.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell the "Little Generals" and their personally selected Majors.
ReplyDeleteScott, mums the word.
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