An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past
Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought
out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and
The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and
brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only
$40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her
whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing
this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old
man stated, 'by check’. I know you need to make sure my check
is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to
verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man
and said 'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about
'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about
MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
See .... Not All We Seniors Are Senile (Rule 5 Woodsterman Style ?)
See .... Not All We Seniors Are Senile (Rule 5 Woodsterman Style ?)
I love it, it's a holiday weekend, I'm going to get an extra day when I try this...
ReplyDeleteHehehe.
ReplyDeleteMr. AOW loved this one.
Great idea!!!
ReplyDeleteBorn Again, keep a stiff upper lip ... or something.
ReplyDeleteOn Watch, every one does except the jeweler.
ReplyDeleteLL, it worked like a charm. I tried it at Walmart first without success though.
ReplyDeleteOdie, I'm sending a Gold Digger over this morning to slap your hand. But you'd enjoy that.
ReplyDeleteOpie Thank you! By the way ... she can slap whatever she wants.
ReplyDeleteThat girl should have waited also until Monday~ What was she thinking?
ReplyDeleteStopsign, she got plum tuckered out.
ReplyDeleteOld "Playas" never die. Their prey just gets younger and younger. I know--I know--I'm sick.
ReplyDeleteScott, you're not sick, you're a realist.
ReplyDeleteI see. Here I thought I was wrong and the whole world had to be right. Oh no that is Liberal Think! I've been INFECTED!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how angry the girlfriend was,,,,,,lmao
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it would work the same if the ploy was breast augmentation treatments instead of a ring?
ReplyDeleteThe check bounced but, man o man, so did her boobs.
Thanks for the morning giggle.
ReplyDeleteScott, you forgot the favorite saying on the left, "If it feels good, do it!"
ReplyDeleteChristopher ... Who Cares!
ReplyDeleteOh Sig94, bouncing is good.
ReplyDeleteSupi, Giggles are what we do here.
ReplyDeleteProof that there is still a chance for us old guys out there.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, you just need a little trickery and staying power, and not necessarily in that order.
ReplyDeleteA late response to Supi---My favorite is "Why don't we do it in the road?"--The Beatles.
ReplyDeleteYou are giving away all your secrets, Odie. ;-)
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