Monday, May 16, 2011

S.T.C. ... (Senior Texting Code)

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, 
there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels need oil

I got this just in time for my new iPhone

Thanks David
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20 comments:

  1. The Born Again AmericanMay 16, 2011 at 3:10 AM

    Finally I can start texting... LMAO...

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  2. Randy-gMay 16, 2011 at 4:40 AM

    I am with BAA, I guess its time to learn that crap too! Hilarious Odie!

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  3. Randy-gMay 16, 2011 at 5:32 AM

    Odie, are you going to post some how to vids on texting for the the technology challenged seniors among us? Do you have an APP for that? Heh.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)May 16, 2011 at 5:56 AM

    Born Again, I've been texting all along, but I've been spelling all of these out. It will save my wrists and a lot of time.

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)May 16, 2011 at 5:58 AM

    Randy, get to work.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)May 16, 2011 at 5:59 AM

    Randy, you know, I've been thinking of learning app design for the iPhone. That would be a great place to start.

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  7. EuripidesMay 16, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    OMSG! LOL!

    Unfortunately....

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)May 16, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    Euripides, are you laughing at us?

    MDAL: My Depends Are Leaking.

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  9. EuripidesMay 16, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    Nope Odie, just taking my Lipitor.

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  10. MadhatMay 16, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    Wouldn't be so bad, but some seniors try to text with rotary dial...

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  11. The Conservative LadyMay 16, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    ROFL...CGU
    That's my favorite.

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  12. AnonymousMay 16, 2011 at 11:47 PM

    WTFA LOL
    just don't tell anyone

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)May 17, 2011 at 5:45 AM

    Euripides, LOL

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)May 17, 2011 at 5:45 AM

    Madhat, you mean that doesn't work?

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)May 17, 2011 at 5:47 AM

    Lady, sorry I took so long to answer. I couldn't get up.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)May 17, 2011 at 5:48 AM

    Trestin, I keep ETUM : Extra Towels Under Me.

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  17. TeresaMay 17, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    LOL!

    ROFL... CGU is my favorite too.

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  18. USA_AdmiralMay 17, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    Some of these are scary sounding. WTFA?!?!?

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  19. Woodsterman (Odie)May 17, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    Teresa, you're too young not to be able to get up.

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)May 17, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    Admiral, That's why there's Depends.

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