Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Used Cars and Old Ladies


 It was in Fair Oak a policeman was making his  evening 
rounds..As he was checking the Village Motor Co 
(a used car lot), he came upon two little old ladies sitting 
in a used car..

He stopped  and asked them why they were sitting there 
in the  car or were they trying to steal it?

Ladies:  "Heavens  no, we bought it."

Policeman: "Then why  don't you drive it away?"

Ladies: "We  can't drive."

Policeman: "Then why  did you buy it?"

Ladies: "We were  told that if we bought a Used car from 
Village Motors we'd  get screwed ......so we're just  waiting."

10 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Bless their hearts. It's pretty bad when you get screwed and you don't even know it.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Adrienne said...

Ummmmmmm - could I get directions to that lot? Please?

edutcher said...

They may be old, but they're a long way from dead.

Good for them.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, that's why they're still waiting.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, Head on down Main til you gits ta Earl's Gas Station. Make a Right betwix his Station and Pearly Whites Dentist Office. Go out yonder til ya gits to the dealership. It's just a stones throw from Earls.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, bless their hearts or what ever pieces parts you like.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

I prefer the version of that joke with the 2 polar bears, the Democrat Congressman and the Spanish gypsy midget, but whatever... ;)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, that was a great version.

Brighid said...

Adrienne... come on down, we can wait together!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, you be funny!