Saturday, March 26, 2016

Bikini Babes ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Q: What is the origin of the word "Boob"? 
A: The "B" is the aerial view, the "oo" is the front 
view, the "b" is the side view.  
Q: What do toys and boobs have in common? 
A: They were both originally made for kids, 
but dad ends up playing with them!  
 Q: What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? 
A: "If we don't get some support here people are going 
to think were nuts."
Q: What kind of bees produce milk? 
A: Boobies!
Q: What do you call a woman who adds a third boob? 


Sandee said...

Everything you wanted to know about boobs but were afraid to ask.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Afraid?

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

I'm not afraid.

edutcher said...

The thing about having your breast tattooed with a rose when you're 20 is you never think about how it's going to be a loooong-stemmed rose when you're 60.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Gruntster, good for you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, That's what jacks are for.

Ron Russell said...

That last one is a keeper! Have a nice day buddy!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, at our age they're all keepers.