Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender



Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.
“Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Ain't nobody under there now.”
It's always better to get a second opinion.

 Thanks Hal

16 comments:

  1. Bartenders give good tips so I always try to return the favor!

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  2. I like this bartender. Cheers.

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  3. I want that eye candy bartender too. Yummy and he's smart too.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  4. Looks like common sense!

    Have a nice day, Odie.

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  5. Adrienne, I don't understand. You mean you want to adopt him? ;)

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  6. Ron, and around here they're all conservative.

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  7. Sandee, I did try to get a pretty one for you Ladies.

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  8. MR!!! How you doing? Very common sense.

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  9. Ladies, Ladies, the bartender is taken...

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