Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender



Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.
“Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Ain't nobody under there now.”
It's always better to get a second opinion.

 Thanks Hal

16 comments:

Adrienne said...

I want that bartender...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, he is cool.

Ron Russell said...

Bartenders give good tips so I always try to return the favor!

cube said...

I like this bartender. Cheers.

Sandee said...

I want that eye candy bartender too. Yummy and he's smart too.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Mr. AOW said...

Looks like common sense!

Have a nice day, Odie.

edutcher said...

Oh, yeah.

gruntofmontecristo said...

Adrienne, I don't understand. You mean you want to adopt him? ;)

Adrienne said...

Grunt - whatever works. heh

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, and around here they're all conservative.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, I get jokes ... Cheers!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I did try to get a pretty one for you Ladies.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

MR!!! How you doing? Very common sense.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, perzackly!

Brighid said...

Ladies, Ladies, the bartender is taken...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, have fun!