Sunday, November 2, 2014

Hello Toes . . . .



An old retired engineer fella John was celebrating 
75 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said.
"How are you? You know, you are 75 today.
Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked 
in the park in the summer
every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the 
dance floor? Happy
Birthday toes!"

"Hello, knees.", he continued. "How are you?
You know you're 75 today..
Oh, the times we've had!
Remember when we marched in the parade?
Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together.
Happy Birthday, knees."

Then, he looked down at his crotch.
"Hello Willie! You little Prick.
Just think. If you were alive today,
. . . . . You'd be 75.

Thank You Mr. Trailbee!

16 comments:

  1. Time can be so unkind. Enjoy your Sunday Odie.

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  2. Bwahahahahahahaha. Oh wait, why am I laughing.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. :)

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  3. Sandee, because it's better to laugh at others?

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  4. Well, it still does one thing well.

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  5. It's the second thing to go! So old I can't remember what's first!!!

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  6. They say there are little blue pills that will raise'm from the dead...

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  7. Well, at least he doesn't have electile dysfunction like Obola has today ;-)

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  8. Damn that one hits home, with my upcoming penis reconstruction coming up this Friday!

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