Sunday, November 2, 2014

Hello Toes . . . .



An old retired engineer fella John was celebrating 
75 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said.
"How are you? You know, you are 75 today.
Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked 
in the park in the summer
every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the 
dance floor? Happy
Birthday toes!"

"Hello, knees.", he continued. "How are you?
You know you're 75 today..
Oh, the times we've had!
Remember when we marched in the parade?
Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together.
Happy Birthday, knees."

Then, he looked down at his crotch.
"Hello Willie! You little Prick.
Just think. If you were alive today,
. . . . . You'd be 75.

Thank You Mr. Trailbee!

16 comments:

Adrienne said...

Poor Willie. RIP

Curmudgeon said...

Time can be so unkind. Enjoy your Sunday Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, I hear there was a wake.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, Soooo unkind.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Oh wait, why am I laughing.

Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, because it's better to laugh at others?

edutcher said...

Well, it still does one thing well.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, good for it.

Scooney Adrift said...

It's the second thing to go! So old I can't remember what's first!!!

Brighid said...

They say there are little blue pills that will raise'm from the dead...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, First?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, tell me more.

Abelle | The Wows! And Oops! Of Life said...

If Willie were alive . . . . . ;o)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Abelle, oh what fun he'd have.

cube said...

Well, at least he doesn't have electile dysfunction like Obola has today ;-)

Ron Russell said...

Damn that one hits home, with my upcoming penis reconstruction coming up this Friday!