Saturday, February 8, 2014

The "Olympic" word! ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending
a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece ..
In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed
freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout
the variety of events.

At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the
first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward
her and she exclaimed:

"OH!! Limp pricks!"
 Over the next two and a half millenniums 
that morphed into " Olympics".




16 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

Oh! Limp pricks! You slay me Odie. Have a great weekend.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, That's why I'm here, but I had help.

Opus #6 said...

LOL, I will never think of the Olympics in the same way again. Thanks Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, I've done my job then.

LL said...

Slave girls...if they look like that, I'll break out my wallet.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Okay, that was a nice twist indeed.

Have a fabulous weekend Odie. ☺

USA_Admiral said...

That sheds much needed light on the subject.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I only need a couple more myself.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, they come here from far and wide to see these posts. Isn't it great to have a leg up on them?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, Just consider this another chapter towards your complete edumacation.

Proof said...

"Gedophamee" Is that a word you hear a lot, Odie?

edutcher said...

They weren't trying hard enough.

Ron Russell said...

Now I know the rest of the story--wonder why Paul Harvey never told that one.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, yea but isn't it usually 4 words.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, a guy can fight that stuff huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, We'll all have to ask him the next time we see him.