Monday, February 17, 2014

Positive Attitude ~ Oh Nurse Woodsterman Style


Thursday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in 
hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, 
wires monitoring every function & all around my head, 
hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse 
hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, 
“You may not feel anything from the waist down.”

I managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”



NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

Thanks Dan!

13 comments:

  1. Nurses probably get this request quite often.

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  2. AOW, I know I've asked it more than once.

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  3. She would probably smile and not take offense, after all, you took a blow to the head no doubt.

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  4. Opie, That's just me with or without a blow to the head.

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  5. And some nurses you wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. This one will get lots of requests.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  6. Now that's a one-track mind. Plus, I've always been a tits man.

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  7. I get 'em with the personality of Nurse Cratchet and they always look like the Maxine. And people wonder why I'm always in a bad mood... sheech.

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  8. Marine, Use your imagination not real life.

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