Monday, February 17, 2014

Positive Attitude ~ Oh Nurse Woodsterman Style


Thursday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in 
hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, 
wires monitoring every function & all around my head, 
hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse 
hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, 
“You may not feel anything from the waist down.”

I managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”



NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

Thanks Dan!

13 comments:

Always On Watch said...

Nurses probably get this request quite often.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, I know I've asked it more than once.

Opus #6 said...

She would probably smile and not take offense, after all, you took a blow to the head no doubt.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, That's just me with or without a blow to the head.

Sandee said...

And some nurses you wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. This one will get lots of requests.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, got mine.

edutcher said...

Don't email that to The Blonde.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, I'm sorry ... too late.

Ron Russell said...

Now that's a one-track mind. Plus, I've always been a tits man.

Marine4Ever said...

I get 'em with the personality of Nurse Cratchet and they always look like the Maxine. And people wonder why I'm always in a bad mood... sheech.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, Aren't all men?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, Use your imagination not real life.

p47koji said...

Whining again, Marine? Lol