Thursday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in
hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat,
wires monitoring every function & all around my head,
hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse
hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say,
She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say,
“You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
I managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”
NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
I managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”
NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
Thanks Dan!
Nurses probably get this request quite often.
ReplyDeleteAOW, I know I've asked it more than once.
ReplyDeleteShe would probably smile and not take offense, after all, you took a blow to the head no doubt.
ReplyDeleteOpie, That's just me with or without a blow to the head.
ReplyDeleteAnd some nurses you wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. This one will get lots of requests.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
Sandee, got mine.
ReplyDeleteDon't email that to The Blonde.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, I'm sorry ... too late.
ReplyDeleteNow that's a one-track mind. Plus, I've always been a tits man.
ReplyDeleteI get 'em with the personality of Nurse Cratchet and they always look like the Maxine. And people wonder why I'm always in a bad mood... sheech.
ReplyDeleteWhining again, Marine? Lol
DeleteRon, Aren't all men?
ReplyDeleteMarine, Use your imagination not real life.
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