Monday, February 24, 2014


On a golf tour in Ireland , Phil Mickelson drives his 
Mercedes-Benz into a petrol station in a remote part 
of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about 
golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely 
unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.

Phil nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick 
up the nozzle.

As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket 
onto the ground.
“What are those?", asks the attendant


"They're called tees" replies Phil .

"Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" 
inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Phil .

"Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Mercedes thinks of everything!".


  1. monday morning funnies eh! Have a great day Woodsy!:-)

  2. Yes, Mercedes thinks of everything. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

  3. I knew Mercedes cars were good, but I didn't think they were that good. No wonder they cost so much.

  4. And the Irish do think like that.

  5. Now you have me wondering if Phil's are the size of golf balls.

  6. Ron, sorry, but I can't answer for Phil.


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