Saturday, November 16, 2013

Shampoo ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style




DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!

It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT.
 
WARNING TO US ALL!!!

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo
in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that
shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap.
It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!
 




 And ... for the Ladies ...


23 comments:

Randy-g said...

Do not use that EXTRA body stuff! Its damn tough lose it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I've been fighting it for years, but I solved the problem and now I look more like that last guy.

Sonia Phillips said...

Too boot, most shampoos come with matching conditioners. It is putting weight gain on the express lane.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, Oh NO!!!!

Sandee said...

Well this explains a lot. That first guy is disgusting though. I'm just saying.

Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

Scooney Adrift said...

Now, at last, we know the reason why the extra weight just hangs on.
Maybe I'll switch to "Mr. Clean,"
especially since the hair is about all gone anyway!

Mr. AOW said...

More babes in the shower photos, please!

edutcher said...

The girls look better.

Especially with that extra body IYKWIM.

USA_Admiral said...

A very cheeky post to say the least

James Butler said...

lol....
See I don't think it has anything to do with the shampoo or the conditioners or any detergent... I think it has to do with water... specifically warm water...
I mean where do you see most trimmed, hot, and tanned women? or men? Florida, texas, Southern California, or Gulf beaches...
All places where it is pretty, wartm, tanned, trim, happy, clean, shiny and willing... Surely not up north where its salty, muddy, cold, wet, miserables and chilly...

Want to lose weight, head down south live by the beaches and go swimming often... lol...

I still got some time to retire first... ;-(

GOODSTUFF said...

Wow almost forgot it's Sunday, bath day...

still losing my weight. a kilo a week. life style change stuff really works. However, rabbit and monkey food gets old.

Proof said...

Rich people never use shampoo, they use real poo.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Daniel, I don't allow no stinking ads here ... You're outta here!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, that's me and I'm insulted.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, sorry, but nothing helps the hair. Believe me I know.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr., while you're waiting for me, Google Images of "sexy girls in the shower". That's what I did.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, Gotta throw the girls something once in awhile.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, glad you approve?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

James, it just seems like they're all there. They come out year round instead hiding from the snow in the winter.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

GOODSTUFF, hang in there, but watch out for the shampoo.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, that's just a sham.

Ron Russell said...

You could have left that last image off. Remember, I must look into the bathroom mirror at least once a week when I shower.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, truth be known he's there for me.