Saturday, November 23, 2013

It's A Sign ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES . . . $50.00." A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time another car passed with a sign saying "Jesus Saves." They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "well, that's a little different it pertains to religion." So they took their sign down and the next day there they were, driving around town with a new sign which said, "l;Two Angels Seeking Peter . . . $50.00."




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16 comments:

LL said...

All of the little soiled doves in your photos are modest and cover their breasts… and we all know that they're just looking for a little innocent fun.

Mr. AOW said...

Another joke for my next visit to the VFW!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, fun is their middle name.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

MR, I'll send the ones I couldn't post.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. It's all about the advertising.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sendee, you bet ...

edutcher said...

A oldie but a goodie.

Ron Russell said...

Angels seeking peter, I could help. That top image is my pick!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, You might be right. I think I already posted that joke. I'm old.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, It would be money well spent, Tiger!

edutcher said...

Odie, aren't we all?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I don't remember.

Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Hacking my web cam again, huh?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

DS, you betcha babe!

Reaganite Republican said...

Do you like boobs? Just curious!

Linked here, sir-

In the Spirit of Inter-Cultural Awareness,
Behold 'Race Queens' of Japan & Korea:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

RR, yes