Saturday, November 23, 2013

It's A Sign ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES . . . $50.00." A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time another car passed with a sign saying "Jesus Saves." They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "well, that's a little different it pertains to religion." So they took their sign down and the next day there they were, driving around town with a new sign which said, "l;Two Angels Seeking Peter . . . $50.00."




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16 comments:

  1. LLNovember 23, 2013 at 5:42 AM

    All of the little soiled doves in your photos are modest and cover their breasts… and we all know that they're just looking for a little innocent fun.

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  2. Mr. AOWNovember 23, 2013 at 5:57 AM

    Another joke for my next visit to the VFW!

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)November 23, 2013 at 6:40 AM

    LL, fun is their middle name.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)November 23, 2013 at 6:41 AM

    MR, I'll send the ones I couldn't post.

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  5. SandeeNovember 23, 2013 at 8:36 AM

    Bwahahahahahahaha. It's all about the advertising.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)November 23, 2013 at 10:51 AM

    Sendee, you bet ...

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  7. edutcherNovember 23, 2013 at 12:15 PM

    A oldie but a goodie.

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  8. Ron RussellNovember 23, 2013 at 1:33 PM

    Angels seeking peter, I could help. That top image is my pick!

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)November 23, 2013 at 3:01 PM

    Edutcher, You might be right. I think I already posted that joke. I'm old.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)November 23, 2013 at 3:02 PM

    Ron, It would be money well spent, Tiger!

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  11. edutcherNovember 24, 2013 at 1:14 PM

    Odie, aren't we all?

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)November 24, 2013 at 2:13 PM

    Edutcher, I don't remember.

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  13. Diogenes Sarcastica™ November 24, 2013 at 3:24 PM

    Hacking my web cam again, huh?

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)November 25, 2013 at 6:23 AM

    DS, you betcha babe!

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  15. Reaganite IndependentNovember 29, 2013 at 1:17 AM

    Do you like boobs? Just curious!

    Linked here, sir-

    In the Spirit of Inter-Cultural Awareness,
    Behold 'Race Queens' of Japan & Korea:

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)November 30, 2013 at 7:12 PM

    RR, yes

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