Saturday, November 30, 2013

Blondishness ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


 There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the 
mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the 
world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to 
the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in 
the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up 
to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.




Other Rule 5 ersishnesses:
 

19 comments:

Randy-g said...

I think!!! I love blondes.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

I want to live in that mirror!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, Dude, you'll get sucked in. I Know I love blonds.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, what a great idea. All you have to do is lie ... Something like, "I love Obama" ought to do it.

Sandee said...

Well why do they have to think? They look fabulous and that's all that's needed right? Right.

Have a terrific day Odie. ☺

USA_Admiral said...

I guess it sucks to be a woman in that bar?

I just kinda get a gag reflex from all things Britney Spears.

Opus #6 said...

USA, good thing Odie isn't so choosy. He wouldn't throw Britney out of bed.

LL said...

Is the moral of the story that Blondes suck you in -- or mirrors?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, I still enjoy looking at her, but the thought of her in that mirror is cool too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, yup, but I have to add a little Woodsterman Style you know.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, at my age no babe gets thrown out of my bed.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, Yes

James Butler said...

Odie, you put Britney in there twice?
She must have a special place in your heart... Harvest... lol...

But like you said I wouldn't throw her out of me bed... She just would have to do all the work, if she wants anything out of me...
But that first is really cute...

edutcher said...

Not sure how The Blonde would take that one.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

James, Two of Britney was accidental, but I don't mind. What this post boils down to is I love women, and blonds are a bonus.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, hide it.

Ron Russell said...

That Hottie above the joke is my pick! My buddy and I must be getting old, as we talked all weekend and the subject of girls never came up---before you jump the gun, we both very straight.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, what you talk about with friends in private is your business.

Reaganite Republican said...

Quality post!

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