Sunday, July 21, 2013

The Band




British humour is often brutal ......


I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.
They were called “Bomb Jovi”. They were brilliant.
Their last song “Living on a Prayer Mat” almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on
dvd.
I was interested so I asked him, “Can you burn me a copy?”
Well that was when the trouble started
They have no sense of Humour!!
 Just another Muslim

Thanks Dan!

21 comments:

Opus #6 said...

Muslims cry offense.

They don't worry about offending Americans by producing more dead Americans and maimed ones.

Don't want to be profiled as terrorists? Stop being terrorists. And police your OWN. How many so-called moderate muslims spoke about against the Boston bombings?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie ... in answer to your question, I'm holding up zero fingers.

Marine4Ever said...

@ Opus -- "And police your OWN."
There are NO 'moderate' Moslems, so there's no one to police. Moslem is Islam; Islam is Moslem. True, there are Moslems who let others do their beheadings, but woe be to the head of a Moslem who would cry out against another Moslem. A Moslem who would go against the Quran, or who would deny the Quran and convert to a religion (Islam is nothing more than a cult,) is considered to be even worse than an Infidel. Heads WILL roll.

Sandee said...

I think we all agree that a Muslim is just that. There are not moderates in the mix. The religion of hate and intolerance.

Have a terrific day. :)

edutcher said...

Were those potatoes fried in pork fat?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, we have to keep lots of starch in our collars.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I have yet to find one.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, always.

Always On Watch said...

Muslims worship the Koran. They say they don't, but they do.

If Allah is so powerful, why do Muslims always have to rush to the defense of his book?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, Mooselimbs ... Can't with them and can't live with them.

USA_Admiral said...

Hilarious and so true.

Ron Russell said...

If Zimmerman had been a Muslim would that change obama's mind about him?

Always On Watch said...

Ron,
In answer to your question....YES!

Marine4Ever said...

@ RonR -- Hmmm... Odie, I think that Barry the Fairy would have had to confer with Hildabeast on it. All he would have gotten would be, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

cube said...

People who don't appreciate humor are people I don't want around me.

BTW the guitar playing moslem girl made me think of this old favorite...

Burqa Band: Burqa Blue

It's a hoot!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, want I should burn you a copy?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, yes!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, the ayes have it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, you're dead on.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, I'll have to check that out.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube ... that is too funny.