Thursday, July 11, 2013

Sex In The Shower




SEX IN THE SHOWER
In a recent survey commissioned by President Obama, 
his supporters have proven to be the most likely to have 
had sex in the shower.
 
The survey was carried out for Democrats by a leading 
soap and toiletries firm.
 
The results revealed that 86% of Obama supporters said 
that they have had sex in the shower.
 
The remaining 14% said they haven’t been to prison yet.

35 comments:

Supi said...

This was definitely too early in the morning.

Randy-g said...

I know there is a don't drop the soap joke to tag on this somewhere...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, I read it at 10:00 in the morning, and still had to read it twice.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Oh Randy, read it again.

LL said...

I heard that survey was limited to Chicago politicians.

Opus #6 said...

Hearing the words "Obama" and "sex" in the same sentence sets my teeth on edge. Of course, so does hearing the word "Obama" at all...

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Sounds about right to me.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Scott Way said...

So that's why Rahm Emanuel won't enforce gun laws...He wants all the "Sex in The City".

cube said...

Hee hee. That picture is more consistent with how conservatives do it... at home.

edutcher said...

It's why Barry hates soap-on-a-rope.

Marine4Ever said...

Now THAT'S funny.

(Way to zing it in there, edutcher! 10 extra points for you!)

Ron Russell said...

Darn, Randy stole my line---I'm left speechless, but I would say, that now I know why democrats are such big assholes.

Proof said...

Good.
Clean.
Fun.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I heard it was Washington.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, now that I think about it, all I can do is think about it ... YIKES!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, the survey or the shower?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Oh Scotty ....

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, I found a lot of the "other", but you never would have come back if I had posted one.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, you mean he likes it to hit the floor?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, even Edutcher gets it right once in awhile.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, now that's stretching it a bit.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, suds up.

cube said...

You're right about that.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, the other was really bad.

cube said...

I've been married to a carpenter for 30 years... I can imagine how bad that was.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, I'm still trying to figure out what carpenter has to do with it.

Marine4Ever said...

Thanks, Odie. That's been worrying me to death, too, but I was kinda afraid to ask.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, I find a weakness and I burro in. I hope you enjoy being part of the fun.

Marine4Ever said...

Nearly as much fun as sex in the shower, Odie! (In my dreams...)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, We all have dreams, and I'm afraid more unfulfilled as we age.

Marine4Ever said...

Well said, Odie... **sigh*... well said.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, ah shit oh sigh.

cube said...

Carpenters can be quite raunchy. At least the ones I have known. This photo is very tasteful and gives the women a little eye candy as well.

Marine4Ever said...

Odie and I thank you for the clarification, cube.

cube said...

Happy to clarify, guys. I guess my comment was too opaque.