Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Management Lesson



Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
But she belonged to someone else...
 
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
 
Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. '
 
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
 
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
Pants down.'
 
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
 
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'

Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

Thanks Dan!


18 comments:

Supi said...

If it sounds remotely like a bar type bet - never agree.

Opus #6 said...

Consenting adults....

Randy-g said...

Hmmm, I should get some change.

LL said...

The devil is in the details.

Marine4Ever said...

Old age and treachery beats youth and skill every time.

doubletroubletwo said...

LMAO! Thanks for the laugh Odie :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, I love those bets.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, when possible.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, how much would you like me to send?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, yeah ain't it great.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, slow down to take careful aim.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, you be welcome.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Yes you've got to be thorough when you make these deals. She's a blonde though and so is her boyfriend.

Have a terrific day Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

You always have to consider the angles.

Sounds like she didn't pull away, either.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, blond ... who cares.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, a lot of money was at stake ... or ....

Ron Russell said...

As the old, old song says, "pennies from heaven"! Knew I was saving all those coins for a reason.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, that's the spirit!!!