Wednesday, June 19, 2013

UPDATE ON SURGERY



Dear Family and Friends:

Most of you know our friend, Dorothy, 

who recently went in for a

surgical procedure.
 

It was for a Butt Lift at the WalMart Medical Center .

She didn't have the most pleasant experience.

She should've left well enough alone

I wanted to show you how it turned out.

I hope this keeps YOU from having this done.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE . . 

Don't get a Butt Lift at the WalMart Medical Center .

You will most certainly regret it.





26 comments:

Opus #6 said...

Oh Odie, I was worried about you when I first read the title. Glad it was only a "friend" you were writing about.
Healthy wishes for all!

Supi said...

Odie - Friends should stop friends from using Walmart Medical Center. Have a happy day.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, I just had to get the word out before anyone else tried this dangerous procedure. Glad I caught you in time.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, exactly ... friends don't let friends drive to the Walmart Medical Center.

doubletroubletwo said...

Lol thats so wrong but funny :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, stay away from the Walmart Medical Center.

Sandee said...

Now I'm going to have to wash my eyes out with bleach. That's just plain wrong. Wrong I tell you.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

earloftaint.com said...

Now that's Backasswards!

edutcher said...

Looks more like a bazoob job.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, eye bleach on aisle 5.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Earl, welcome .... Don't you mean bassackwards?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I believe it's just plan old "back boobs".

Ron Russell said...

There you go again knocking Walmart. You should have shown Kmart's Butt Lifts. But then they are "R" rated and a little to much for your "G" rated site.

sig94 said...

Walmart's Aisle 5 has the mid chest underwear.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Dear Ron, this is a "G" rated site I thank you Sir.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sig 94, is your Walmart different than mine?

Marine4Ever said...

I had to do a double-take... and I'm still not believing it!

AAGGHH.

WomanHonorThyself said...

oiy oiy oiy!!!!!

Sheik YerBouti said...

Many thanks for that uplifting advice.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, not a back boob connoisseur?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WHT, yup yup yup!!!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Booti, We're here to help.

cube said...

OK, I could've lived without that pic in my brain.... Yikes!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, brain bleach on aisle 5 or I can write you a prescription for it.

Rick Street said...

No doubt a Obama voter

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rick, butt of course.