Thursday, March 28, 2013

Walter

President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to 
the kids. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him 

his name. " Walter," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Walter?"

"I have four questions"
First, "Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the 

support of the Congress?"
Second, "Why do you keep saying you fixed the 

economy when it's actually gotten worse?"
Third, "Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was 

your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about 
his preaching and beliefs?"
Fourth, "Why are we lending money to Brazil to drill 

for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue 

after recess. When they resume Obama says, 
"OK, where were we?

Oh, that's right: question time..
Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him 

out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

Actually, I have two questions.
First, "Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?"
Second, "What the fuck happened to Walter?"


Thanks David !

14 comments:

Randy-g said...

WTF happened to Walter? The best yet Odie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy ... WTF is Walter? WTF did you do to him.

Opus #6 said...

Obama laughed one time that boys wanting to date his daughters would be hit by a drone strike, "they'll never see it coming." True story. The man is a sociopath.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, thanks, Now we know what happened to Walter.

Velcro said...

Walter had a previous engagement at the hospital...

Ron Russell said...

Poor Walter! He should have looked out for those low-flying drones over the recess yard.

Sandee said...

The buck doesn't stop with him one bit. He'll do what he wants and then take the credit for imagined success and blame the failures on others. Terrible president. Congress sucks. Well you know how I feel.

Have a terrific day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, it's Bush's Fault.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Velcro, He's not safe there either.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I repeat ... It's Bush's fault! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

edutcher said...

The word drone ring any bells?

And I don't just mean UAVs.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I ain't puttin' no drone bell up my UAV !

Teresa said...

Great one Odie!

Obama is an immoral A-hole. Opus is correct. He's a sociopath. He's also a lying SOB.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, don't sugar coat it girl.