Sunday, March 24, 2013

More Right Wing Gun Owning Fanatics




 "Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?"
A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers.  The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?"  The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm.  "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol.  Are you expecting trouble?"  He promptly replied, "No Ma'am.  If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."
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I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house?  I said I did.  She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"  To which I said, "Of course it is loaded; it can't work without bullets!"  She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?"  My reply was, "No, not at all.  I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."
 
 
 
HAVE A NICE DAY!
 
And Remember...
Thanks Dan !


24 comments:

Randy-g said...

I guess I am a fanatic...BIG spoons made Rosie fat.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, fanatic here too. Really BIG spoons.

Marine4Ever said...

Great stuff, Odie! But for some reason, I keep going back to yesterday's blog. Strange.

Have a blessed day, Odie!

Sandee said...

Move over and let me in this fine right wing gun owning fanatics club. Love them all.

Have a terrific day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, Did I post today?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Good stuff, huh Sandee. 😃

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

All true and amusing at the same time!

Have a Blessed and peaceful Palm Sunday!

edutcher said...

And always remember, God did not create all men equal.

Samuel Colt did.

Ron Russell said...

Got out back this morning with my Thompson Contender and fired a few rounds with the 5mm barrel. Those rounds are expensive now and sometime hard to find. Been a gun owner since I was 11 years old and will die a gun owner!

The Conservative Lady said...

This post is right on taret, Odie. Hope you're having a nice weekend.

Opus #6 said...

You hit the target today, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, same to you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, ah yes the Colt factor.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, and that is something a lib will never understand.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, I love these target references.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, you sound more like me every day.

doubletroubletwo said...

Awesome post Odie :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, thank you Ma'am.

cube said...

Love the humor... especially the one about there not being a '46'. Too bad, huh?

Scott Way said...

Time to ban those spoons!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, heck go with the 50.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, they probably are in New York City.

cube said...

I'm not a big woman. I've got to consider concealment.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, hide it in an extra large boot ... say size jamunggus.