Sunday, March 24, 2013

More Right Wing Gun Owning Fanatics




 "Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?"
A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers.  The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?"  The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm.  "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol.  Are you expecting trouble?"  He promptly replied, "No Ma'am.  If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."
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I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house?  I said I did.  She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!"  To which I said, "Of course it is loaded; it can't work without bullets!"  She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?"  My reply was, "No, not at all.  I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."
 
 
 
HAVE A NICE DAY!
 
And Remember...
Thanks Dan !


24 comments:

  1. I guess I am a fanatic...BIG spoons made Rosie fat.

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  2. Randy, fanatic here too. Really BIG spoons.

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  3. Great stuff, Odie! But for some reason, I keep going back to yesterday's blog. Strange.

    Have a blessed day, Odie!

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  4. Move over and let me in this fine right wing gun owning fanatics club. Love them all.

    Have a terrific day. ☺

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  5. All true and amusing at the same time!

    Have a Blessed and peaceful Palm Sunday!

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  6. And always remember, God did not create all men equal.

    Samuel Colt did.

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  7. Got out back this morning with my Thompson Contender and fired a few rounds with the 5mm barrel. Those rounds are expensive now and sometime hard to find. Been a gun owner since I was 11 years old and will die a gun owner!

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  8. This post is right on taret, Odie. Hope you're having a nice weekend.

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  9. You hit the target today, Odie.

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  10. Ron, and that is something a lib will never understand.

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  11. Lady, I love these target references.

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  12. Opie, you sound more like me every day.

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  13. Love the humor... especially the one about there not being a '46'. Too bad, huh?

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  14. Scott, they probably are in New York City.

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  15. I'm not a big woman. I've got to consider concealment.

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  16. Cube, hide it in an extra large boot ... say size jamunggus.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.