Sunday, March 31, 2013

Could You Please Cash This ?

President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash 
a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good 
morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier:
"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"


Obama:
"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think 

there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the 
President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!"

Cashier:
"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations 

and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and 
forgers and requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., 
I must insist on seeing ID."

Obama:
Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will 

tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier:
"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules 

and I must follow them."

Obama:
"I am urging you, please, to cash this check."

Cashier:
"Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. 

One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To 
prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made 
a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we 
knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.
Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled 

out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the 
tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and 

only you, as the President of the United States?"

Obama:
Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, 

"Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes 
to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no 
idea what to do and I don't have a clue.

Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?


Thanks David !

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To You All !

20 comments:

LL said...

Yes, that identifying criteria would be enough to confirm to me that he's the POTUS too... Happy Easter.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, no doubt in my mind ... Happy Easter.

Sandee said...

Cash his check as he's proven beyond a doubt he is who he claims to be.

Have a terrific day and a happy Easter too. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, it's easy to spot a Libtard. 😃

Opus #6 said...

A funny joke and cute pics, you nailed it today, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, I cherish your praise.

Ron Russell said...

Clueless was the right answer. Finally the truth passes his lips!

edutcher said...

Sad to say, all too true.

doubletroubletwo said...

Happy Easter Odie :)

Mr. AOW said...

Odie,
Happy Easter!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, yup she knew it right off.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, the teller is the smarter one there.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, Happy Easter back at you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr. Happy Easter back at you Sir!

Maggie Thornton said...

Stories with truth always bring the biggest smiles. Hope you had a beautiful Easter up there on your mountain top Odie. Love your bunnies.

Maggie@MaggiesNotebook
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Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Maggie, bunnies is good huh. Easter was mountain top happy.

Sleepshort said...

Have a good week.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sleepshort, Welcome to Woodsterman.

nominedeus said...

Excellent..well he couldn't use his Birth Cetificate or Social Security Card now could he?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Nomie, I guess he'd have to have em huh.