Friday, March 29, 2013

Confused . . .



Confused?

I become confused when I hear the word "Service
used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
US Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Federal, State, City, & public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'


This is NOT what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them 
said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand 
what all those agencies are doing to us.

You are now as enlightened as I am.

Thanks David !

18 comments:

  1. Serviced all to often by these damn agencies...

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  2. Definitions -- ever changing in this mad, mad world that is filled with Newspeak.

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  3. AOW, at least I didn't use the word "Gay" instead of "Homosexual".

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  4. Admiral, stand up with your anti-service brothers then!

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  5. That's exactly the way to look at it too. Makes sense now and then some.

    Have a terrific day Odie. Happy Easter to you and yours. ☺

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  6. You do always get a good screwing from those guys. The bad part is that too many like getting it in the A$$!

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  7. Nice, explains why the Police Force in UK became the Police Service (at the same time that they changed their white shirts to oh-so-nazi black ones).

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  8. Ron, and they didn't even buy us dinner.

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  9. Banned, you guys REALLY did to fix that.

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  10. Sheech! Thanks a lot, Odie... I thought I'd finally gotten rid of all those pictures of me.

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  11. Marine, nope! I had em hidden away with mine.

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  12. Now, that there's funny, Odie! Have a great day!

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  13. Marine, we're all about funny here.

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