Friday, March 29, 2013

Confused . . .



Confused?

I become confused when I hear the word "Service
used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
US Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Federal, State, City, & public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'


This is NOT what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them 
said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand 
what all those agencies are doing to us.

You are now as enlightened as I am.

Thanks David !

18 comments:

Randy-g said...

Serviced all to often by these damn agencies...

Always On Watch said...

Definitions -- ever changing in this mad, mad world that is filled with Newspeak.

USA_Admiral said...

I am done with being serviced.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, so you feel serviced.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, at least I didn't use the word "Gay" instead of "Homosexual".

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, stand up with your anti-service brothers then!

Sandee said...

That's exactly the way to look at it too. Makes sense now and then some.

Have a terrific day Odie. Happy Easter to you and yours. ☺

edutcher said...

You broke the code.

Ron Russell said...

You do always get a good screwing from those guys. The bad part is that too many like getting it in the A$$!

banned said...

Nice, explains why the Police Force in UK became the Police Service (at the same time that they changed their white shirts to oh-so-nazi black ones).

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, feel enlightened?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I usually do.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, and they didn't even buy us dinner.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Banned, you guys REALLY did to fix that.

Marine4Ever said...

Sheech! Thanks a lot, Odie... I thought I'd finally gotten rid of all those pictures of me.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, nope! I had em hidden away with mine.

Marine4Ever said...

Now, that there's funny, Odie! Have a great day!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, we're all about funny here.