Wednesday, December 26, 2012

My New Neighbor


This is my new neighbor:
She is single...
And lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched her as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home and I am so horny! I have this
Strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you please watch my dog?"
This being a senior citizen sucks!!!

23 comments:

Brooke said...

Oh. Oooooh.

Sorry. ;)

Hardnox said...

That was hysterical!
Thanks for the laugh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, it's OK. Just one of my many disappointments.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Hardnox, thank you for stopping by.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. Yep that's about right as I'm in the same group as you. Bugger.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, it's even worse when I try to win them over with my brain.

Ron Russell said...

I suppose the only advantage to getting older is that its proof that you're not dead!

Randy-g said...

Ouch...That is going to sting.

Opus #6 said...

Ha! Wet t shirt and all? I bet she needs to change. I hear the weather is cold up where you are.

doubletroubletwo said...

lol! Thanks for the laugh :)

Mike Miles said...

She's getting drunk right? Hope reigns eternal!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, you know about it too huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I be stung.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, she can wear what ever she wants. Yes we have 4 feet of new snow.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Doubletrobletwo, that's my job.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mike, I'm pouring.

Reaganite Republican said...

Another 'the one that got away' story, you old fisherman are all the same!

Linked at my place-

2012 Wardrobe Malfunction Awards

Mr. AOW said...

Do you feel like you are in the movie grumpy old men!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

RR, You caught me, Dude! Hey, I'll have to check your malfunctions out.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr., I are the movie "grumpy Old Men".

edutcher said...

This all starts the first time some kid calls you, "Sir".

Velcro said...

A couple of years ago my benevolent son gave me a dust cover of sorts... you can imagine where it's designed to fit!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Velcro, walk proud?