Sunday, December 16, 2012

Fairy

I met a fairy today. He said he would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever", I said.

"Sorry", said the fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine", I said, "Then I want to die as soon as Congress gets its head out of its ass."

"You crafty bastard", said the fairy.

18 comments:

  1. What an early morning surprise this was.

    A new level of crafty and eye pain too.

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  2. Where did you find that photo of me, Odie?

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  3. My wish would have been to please never wear that outfit again...

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  4. Loved the joke, but that photograph is enough to make you barf. Took that in San Francisco right?

    Have a terrific Sunday Odie. :)

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  5. LL, I googled "Gay Fairy" and walla, there you were.

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  6. Mike, it was so comfortable ... huh LL.

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  7. HAHAHAHAAAA!!! Thanks for that much needed laugh, Odie!

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  8. So what's the joke, the guy or the text?

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  9. Brooke, that's why we're still open for business here at Woodsterman.

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  10. I think I might need some brain bleach after seeing that picture.

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  11. Congress only wishes for more money---all of them! As for the fairy---hope I never see one again.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.