I met a fairy today. He said he would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever", I said.
"Sorry", said the fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine", I said, "Then I want to die as soon as Congress gets its head out of its ass."
"You crafty bastard", said the fairy.
Ezra Levant and Noam Chomsky Clash on Freedom of Speech - Poor Chomsky. The dude's got no chance against the epic patriot Ezra Levant. Via Blazing Cat Fur, "Noam Chomsky vs. Ezra Levant on Free Speech (Part 1)." ...
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