Sunday, December 16, 2012

Fairy

I met a fairy today. He said he would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever", I said.

"Sorry", said the fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine", I said, "Then I want to die as soon as Congress gets its head out of its ass."

"You crafty bastard", said the fairy.

18 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

What an early morning surprise this was.

A new level of crafty and eye pain too.

LL said...

Where did you find that photo of me, Odie?

Mike Miles said...

My wish would have been to please never wear that outfit again...

Sandee said...

Loved the joke, but that photograph is enough to make you barf. Took that in San Francisco right?

Have a terrific Sunday Odie. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, I'm here to please.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I googled "Gay Fairy" and walla, there you were.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mike, it was so comfortable ... huh LL.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, You betcha.

Brooke said...

HAHAHAHAAAA!!! Thanks for that much needed laugh, Odie!

doubletroubletwo said...

That's hilarious...

edutcher said...

So what's the joke, the guy or the text?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, that's why we're still open for business here at Woodsterman.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Doubletroubletwo, thank you many.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, joke?

Teresa said...

I think I might need some brain bleach after seeing that picture.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, that's in aisle 5.

Ron Russell said...

Congress only wishes for more money---all of them! As for the fairy---hope I never see one again.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, you know you'd miss him.