Thursday, March 15, 2012

Getting Older . . .

'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf
one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy,
isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied,
'it's Thursday..' And the third man chimed in,
'So am I. Let's have a beer.'


TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

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A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a
nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of
her nightgown and say 'Supersex...' She walked up to
an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him,
she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment
or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the
soup.'


TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

10 comments:

  1. It already has!!!!!!!

    I'll take the soup too.

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  2. I was gonna comment about something...it'll come to me...SOMEBODY ANSWER THAT PHONE!

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  3. Brooke, I'll get that to you. Who are you again?

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  4. Randy, I had some, and it was good too.

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  5. I'm already on the soup and beer makes me sick now. More fishing these days.

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