Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Getting Old . . .

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report
that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she
explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've
stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said,
'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes
later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.
'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'


TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!

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Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house
together.. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts
her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters,
'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The
94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come
up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses
'Was I going up the stairs or down?' The 92-year-old was
sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her
sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I
never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' She then
yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as
I see who's at the door.'

16 comments:

Race Bannon said...

Sometimes I look at the people in my office, and expect them to say, "Wait a minute, why did I come to work today?" Maybe thats just how they 'work'?

Amusing Bunni said...

I think those oldsters are STILL SMARTER than politicians.

Randy-g said...

Who is at the door!! That stuff is already happening to me...

USA_Admiral said...

HAH! It happens around here more that you know.

Always On Watch said...

I give Amusing Bunni's comment 5 stars!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, do I work there?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, close to genius.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, these were windows into my life.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral ... DITTO!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, "*****" Ok there they are.

Teresa said...

Funny stuff. Amusing Bunni is spot on!

sig94 said...

I left work during a snowstorm and found my car door lock frozen. I spent nearly a half hour trying to get in. I finally realized that I was breaking into someone else's car - same color and covered with snow but definitely not my car. My Impala was two rows over.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, do you really want to give Bunni that kind of credit.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sig94, I posted a video about that. What's worse is the passager door probably would work on your own car. Ain't the "golden years" great.

Ron Russell said...

Lady in the back seat reminded me of the old cowpoke joke. Seems he can out of the saloon one nite and rode home on his trusty mount. The next day however when he was talking to a friend about his nite on the town he ranted: when I can out of the saloon last nite someone had cut my horses head off and I had to ride home with my hand down his windpipe just to hold on.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, the visual ain't working.