Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Ever Wonder Why Sharks Circle?

Mystery solved . . .
 
Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.
 
"Follow me, son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
 
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
 
And they did.
 
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
 
And they did.
 
"Now we eat everybody."
 
And they did.
 
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?
Why did we swim around and around them?"
 
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the $hit out of them first."




Thanks David !

16 comments:

Randy-g said...

Classic...I think. Heh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I would offer nothing less.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Actually makes sense.

I don't want to eat anybody but maybe if we all encircle D.C. a similar result might be achieved???

Scooney Adrift said...

Kinda reminds me of the IRS!

USA_Admiral said...

Kind makes sense.

Ron Russell said...

OMG! Holy $hit. Makes sense I clean my game good before eating it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, clean up that $hit!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, except with them we're talking real money.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral ... kinda.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, sitting around the table, you don't want to say this stuff tastes like $hit.

Opus #6 said...

As usual, you have me lol!

Teresa said...

Great one! LOL!

stopsign said...

I've heard the same comment you made to Ron a few times at my dinner table :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, admit it. It's a great place to be.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, don't get too scared.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, I hope you weren't the cook.