Monday, November 7, 2011

Top 12 Reasons

 
 
 Top 12 Reasons....A List That Explains Most Everything


*When people cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP12"...*

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits 
of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government 
taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
 
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will 
do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
 
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as 
long as nobody is offended by it.
 
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to 
own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to 
protect me from murderers and thieves.
 
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't 
tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice 
caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
 
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions 
of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row 
inmates alive.
 
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a 
right to free health care, education, and Social Security 
benefits at my expense.
 
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should 
not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to 
break even and give the rest away to the government for 
redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
 
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need 
to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some 
fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
 
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay 
billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own 
because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
 
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, 
most wonderful country in the world, I was promised 
"HOPE AND CHANGE".
 
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted 
up my ASS it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

25 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

A lot of study went into this list or you are married to one.

Brooke said...

I think numbers 11 and 12 cover it quite well.

Randy-g said...

Brooke beat me to it, 11 and 12 covers it...Although number 6 is a undeniable truth too!

Randy-g said...

And only one of your favorite teams won yesterday...I think it was because I was rooting for them.

USA_Admiral said...

Sad but true.

stopsign said...

Hell I didn't vote for them. But I will be glad to pass this list on to the ones that did :-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, 11 and 12 says a lot about stupidity. Which is after all the real definition of Democrat.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, that's why there are 12. It's easier for a confused Democrat to stay confused.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, but my mostest favorest team won.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, yes, that is after all the Democrat mind.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, you'll be doing God's work.

Opus #6 said...

Dems think like obstinate foolish children.

Scott said...

Just as obstinate children they are...stubborn, selfish, sneaky, and unchanging in their demands...WE WANT YOUR STUFF...whine...whine..

Mr. AOW said...

7, 11&12 could become democratic amendments to their new constitution change!

Ron Russell said...

#6 far and away! Amnesty for Babies and not for killers on death row.

innominatus said...

>>>I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay
billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own
because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

While I am completely for "DRILL, BABY, DRILL!" it is kinda funny that the camelshtuppers in the middle east are past their peak production and are on their way to running out while we sit on ours. Someday the world will come crawling to *us* for their oil and we'll be able to say "dance for me, b*tch!"

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, that's why they want governments help.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scotty, stuff is good as long as someone else pays for it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr. AOW, change is what they're all about. They hate the Constitution ... it just gets in the way.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, they never met a death row inmate they didn't like.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Inno, that's when the Dems will really shine. They'll want to give it away!

Amusing Bunni said...

# 12 would explain it perfectly, or how about 13.

"I voted D because I'm a moronic asshat who has the brains of a flea, and that flea is biting me, cause I went to an OWS camp and now I have parasites ;-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, OK #13 it is then.

Teresa said...

Those were all great Odie!

How about... I voted Democrat because I demanded equality even if that means having to stand in bread lines and wait for the government to tell me everything that I'm allowed to do because I have no brain.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, OK! We'll call that #14.