Sunday, November 20, 2011

I Love Blondes ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland.  
They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign
 that said Disneyland LEFT.  They started crying and 
turned around and went home. 
FLORIDA OR MOON 
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a
 bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 
'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
  The other blonde turns and says 
'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'
CAR TROUBLE 
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. 
She tells the mechanic it died.  After he works 
on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.  
She says, 'What's the story?'  He replies, 'Just crap 
in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
SPEEDING TICKET 
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her 
very nicely if he could see her license.  
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would 
get your act together. 
Just yesterday you take away my license and then
 today you expect me to show it to you!'
 RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river 
and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 
'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
 The second blonde looks up the river then down the 
river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.' 

If all went well ... I'm traveling home today.


UPDATE: Preposting is great until something like this happens.
                   I traveled home yesterday and here I am.




24 comments:

Mr. AOW said...

I just love those blonde jokes!

Randy-g said...

Can you see Florida? I love em!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr. AOW ... how 'bout dem blondes?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, are you making fun of Florida?

tha malcontent said...

Must you always do this to me?
LOL

stopsign said...

Sorta makes me glad I'm not a blonde....although I do have moments.


Glad to hear your home safe.

USA_Admiral said...

I do too.

innominatus said...

There were jokes in there?

Brooke said...

I would submit that perhaps only one of those chicks are actually blonde.

Heh.

Opus #6 said...

Quite the eye-catching group. Nobody does Rule 5 like Woodsterman! Will update the link on my site!

Teresa said...

Those were some funny blond jokes.

You picked some hotties, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mal, it's my job.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

stopsign, moments is good. We all have them, but I keep mine to myself.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral ... sssssh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Inno, I think I put some in there.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, I'm sorry, did you say something?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, you know me more than most ... fun is fun, pieces is pieces, parts is parts, and BABES IS BABES!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, now you know my taste in women.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brian, I removed your comment. I agree with your sentiment, but choose not to put it quite that way.

I visited your blog ... so, you're asking to be put on the sidebar of shame?

Ron Russell said...

I don't usually say this, but give me "Car Trouble"!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, how often will you crap in you carburetor?

Scott said...

8 million or so Obama voting blondes can't all be wrong can they? I say that this one has discovered HIS secret new energy source. HE has a full tank of it.

Reaganite Republican said...

Somehow I could tell you love blondes, had my supsicions anyway lol

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Libertarian Advocate said...

Hmmmm. I'm usually partial to brunettes, but this crop of blondes could get me to convert.