Sunday, July 24, 2011

San Diego Woman Shot in the Head

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to 
pick up some groceries. 

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the 
driveway with the windows rolled up and with her
eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. 
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed 
that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. 
He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she  had 
been shot in the back of the head and had been holding
her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove 
her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister 
had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded 
like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her
head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt 
the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, 
but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, 
but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it 
was determined to be Bush's fault.
Thanks David !


Randy-g said...

Definitely a Obama fan.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, she also qualifies as a Bill Clinton fan.

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Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Laura, I'll check it out.

Otis P. Driftwood said...

Yes, I am certain that being blond, a democrat, and an obama supporter are all a HUGE coincidence. But her brains fell out long ago, which explains the democrat and obama part of the equation.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Otis, you are the master of astuteness.

Amusing Bunni said...

Sounds like you are describing debbie washerwoman schulze, an airhead if there ever was one.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, That's her.

stopsign said...

Wonder who had to clean her brains up?

Keads said...


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, or is that possible.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Keads, yup that dood it.

USA_Admiral said...

It would depend on your meaning of brains and if she was blessed by having any.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, is "Brains" plural?

Anonymous said...

I think the U.N. needs to put the Pillsbury Dough Boy on trial for war crimes.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trestin, I'll tell em to get right on that.

Scott said...

Good one Trestin. I am sure an academic study will be conducted and the CFL's or related substances will be found to be at fault and you will not be permitted to buy packaged bread dough any more.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, dough will be illegal in NY city like salt soon.